All Tale material on this page copyright 2001, Kelli Hopwood. All rights reserved. Kelli is a Barbie collector. She says: I got started collecting Barbie when my friend Pat gave me a valentine doll for my birthday and then took me to a Barbie show. I got a 1950s-looking doll and a space NASA doll. I don't know for sure how many I have--not more than 75.
Well, what I did to my Barbie was stick her head in the door and rip her head off like she was being beheaded or hurt by headhunters. My door would stick shut.
I also took my dolls and tied a rope around them and would swing them like Jane across Monaco Parkway. One time the rope came undone and she fell and broke her boobs.
My dolls also had many bad hair days and received some wild style cuts.
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