Bad Eagle Math

Here's the math if you don't feel like doing it:

If Kenneth Yamaoka impregnated Takashi Jo's mother on March 12, the very last day he was in Japan (I'm giving him the latest possible date, but we can probably assume that it was a few days earlier than this):

  • April 12 = 1 month pregnant
  • May 12 = 2 months
  • June 12 = 3 months
  • July 12 = 4 months
  • August 12 = 5 months
  • September 12 = 6 months
  • October 12 = 7 months
  • November 12 = 8 months
  • December 12 = 9 months
  • January 12 = 10 months
  • January 23 = 10 months, 11 days, or an extra 40+ days that poor Takashi's mother would have had to haul around that fetus in order for it to have been Yamaoka's.... I don't think so.
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