| Once upon a yesterday and once upon a morrow On a planet in the galaxy lived aliens full of sorrow
 They had no music in their world
 And their lives were becoming unfurled.
 Their leader was a blue meanie and he was adamant
 That no music would ever be played on his planet
 So the aliens could only dream of the day
 When some music would come their way.
 The years went by and they wished and longed
 For someone to come and sing them a song
 Then one day the news came from a distant star
 That there would be music traveling from afar.
 From a spaceship beamed into space
 The aliens hoped it would reach their place
 So they sent out one of their own on a flaming pie
 To pluck this music from the sky.
 The blue meanie screamed, "No! This cannot be!
 You will not and cannot do this to me!"
 They ignored him and paid him no heed
 Saying "This music is just what we need."
 They tied him up and ignored his yells
 Saying "You've put us through hell
 Not having music is not only cruel
 It's torture and you're just a fool."
 The music came to them on a beam
 And the aliens realized their dream
 This wasn't just any music they were hearing
 This was the best of the best and very endearing.
 The song was Across the Universe and it was fab
 The oldest alien, he laughed as a tear he did dab
 The earthlings knew we were starved for good songs
 So they send the best that they have along.
 Those earthlings are cool human beings
 And I know that we will be seeing
 More of the Beatles, which is what they are called
 Because into our hearts they have crawled.
 And we know that from this day
 There in our hearts they will stay
 No other music will do for us now
 They are the ones who will do it somehow.
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